Introducing Timmie

This is my dear friend Timmie as I remember him before he got old. He told me that if I posted something about him on here that I'd get more hits. He's probably right. He was quite the looker in his day (circa 1990s). While he's quite distinguished-looking now, I wouldn't dare put a contemporary photo on here because I'd have to pay AARP, DePuy hip replacement, and Cialis royalties. (I hope you're happy Timmie for making me do this.)